Disclaimer: this is really not relevant to my trip to Africa but it is a disturbing moment form my past that you may appreciate.
“The explanation to the ‘Chuff Chuff Chow’ remark.” In the previous post.
Queue fuzzy edges and flashback music….
It is 1980 something we are in the Papanui School Hall for the much anticipated Cotswold School Operetta “Joey and The Magic Carpet.”.
There he is (in his pajamas) the star of the show “Joey”(Stephen Thorne) doing his vocal warm ups “la-la-la-la-me-me-me-me-mo-mo-mo…etc”. He has been described by some as “The next Michael J. Fox or Mark Hammel.”
The story goes something like this: Joey comes home from school after hearing a story about a magic carpet that carries the owner to strange and exotic places. The magic words are “Chuff Chuff Chow off to
Insert strange exotic place here I must go.” So Joey flies to Jamaica to see some pirates (eight year olds with eye patches) decides it is too hot and flies to Antarctica where he sees polar bears (
sic)
(eight year old kids with cardboard “bear” heads). Joey decides it is too cold and goes to Africa.
Finally we have the worst ending in the world, (actually the second worst behind the “Scooby-Doo” ending) the one your English teacher warned you against, that’s right “he woke up and it was all a dream” Cringe.
Our star got to shake hands with Mr McPhail (the headmaster) on closing/opening night.